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America is so wonderful that I live in America.

When you eat a hot dog on America’s birthday, do not choke and ruin America’s birthday for everybody else.

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I apologize to my family — with no success.

I quit playing World of Warcraft — and I give my reasons why.

Is there such a thing as Internet addiction?

I urge everyone to turn off their computers and read a book.

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I start today’s show talking about a two year old girl who is a genius — no joke.

How are you? Really, how are you?

I was overlooked and not thanked at an event.  My rule: You either thank everybody or thank no one.  

I have a huge fight with my father.  I discuss my dysfunctional family.  Is any family functional?

I discuss what is or is not offensive.  Are there somethings we should not do as podcasters because it is too offensive?

Or should we not worry about what is offensive, because if we do, we box ourselves into a corner we can never get out of?

What do you think?

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Andrea Meltdown introduces herself.

Sir Issac Newton calls into the SATURNcast to offer a snotty retort.

How do you deal with assholes?

How do you deal with it when someone accuses you of being an asshole.

I have a dim view on humanity.

Send in your paranormal stories.

I talk more about syncronicity.

The famous D-Day crossword puzzle.

The Space Shuttle Atlantis is in trouble. 

We need to spend more effort and money on our space programs — or we will have a Red China space.

I love all of you.

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JFK — what more do I have to say?

Segregation in Alabama in 1963 and no same-sex civil marriage in 2007.  The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Remember it was the transgendered community that started the Stonewall Riots, not rich white gay men.

Robert Bork is a hypocrite.

Alright, time to lighten up. . .

I talk about my love of all things paranormal.

I discuss Carl Jung’s theory of synchroncity.

I talk about the Phoenix Lights. Do you believe in UFO’s?

Electronic Voice Phenomenon.  Do you believe in ghosts?

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I respectfully disagree with ZillaFag ’s claim that podcasting is dead.  On the contrary, I think it this is only just the beginning.

A very random show today indeed. . .

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More practice on saying my name correctly.

Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.

Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.

My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.

Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.

Trent Reznor is god.

I am an accused library thief.

The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.

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