Archive for the 'BEAN' Category
Sunday, February 17th, 2008

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A comment from Forrest of the Lonely Ice Floe
Why is it that the grass is greener on the other side?
Never assume anything based on appearances.
Don’t get too hyped up over this political season — the more things change the more they stay the same.
A little bit of Mario.
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email: saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Blame Ralph Nader for this mess, The Freak Network, anger, ego, greed, grief, happiness, hate the world, hype, hypocricy, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, simplistic arguments, soap box, starfuckers, support, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Sunday, February 10th, 2008

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This week, after ten years of trying the Bean and I finally gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby boy Isaac William.
I tell the story of our struggle, why we named him Isaac, our hospital stay and some very special tributes from you all.
We love all of you.
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, happiness, healing, heartwarming, history, infertility, ovarian cancer, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, support, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Saturday, January 19th, 2008

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Special Thanks to Matthew and Andy.
my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god’s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene
I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I’ll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it’s called insincerity
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don’t you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it’s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
all our pain
how did you think we’d get by without you?
you’re so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
now I belong I’m one of the chosen ones
now I belong I’m one of the beautiful ones
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Posted in BEAN, Blame Ralph Nader for this mess, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, starfuckers, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Monday, December 31st, 2007

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I hate New Years — what is the point?
Bean and my hellish experience with AT&T
Word Press frustrates me.
I love all of you and wish you a wonderful 2008!
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Email me: saturncast@gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, anger, ego, grief, hype, pity party, podcasts, priorities, public relations, recovery, resentments, soap box, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Saturday, December 29th, 2007

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Today I receive voice mails from Alissa L., Special Delivery Mark, and Forrest.
I am in a foul mood today and I discuss my struggle with panic attacks.
A baby update.
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email me: saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, grief, hate the world, pity party, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, support, wristwatch | 1 Comment »
Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

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I feel bad for the Bean — she made a mistake and let the cat out of the bag.
My terrifying encounter with a snake.
Do you ever feel that your goal is beyond reach? That you are wasting your talents?
Meta talk: help me improve my audio sound!
I have a new microphone!
Was Martin Van Buren a cross dresser?
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E-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com
or leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com
I would love to hear from you!
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, anger, cemeteries, ego, grief, historic graves, history, pity party, podcasts, priorities, resentments, scary, shame, space, starfuckers, support, thank you, wristwatch | 6 Comments »
Saturday, December 1st, 2007

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Today I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast.
Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment.
I talk about the complications of families — you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . .
Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays?
The biggest money whores of all? — the churches.
A shout out to Sin.
I love all of you.
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e-mail me: saturncast@gmail.com
Leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com
You are what makes the show work!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, clergy sex abuse scandal, common courtesy, corporate media, greed, grief, happiness, hype, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, space, starfuckers, support, thank you | 3 Comments »
Sunday, November 25th, 2007

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Today I talk about how going home for Thanksgiving depressed me.
The pain of dysfunctional families.
I play a piece from my favorite poet, Charles Bukowski
Bean and I go to the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan, and leave unhappy.
Cemeterycast coming soon!
Why aren’t I hearing from you?
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Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
or leave a comment at saturndiary.com
I love all of you!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, grief, hate the world, historic graves, history, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, space, supernatural, thank you, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

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Today I talk about J.D. Salinger, Howard Hughes and how isolating yourself can lead to trouble.
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E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
Don’t isolate! I would love to hear from you!
Posted in BEAN, Saturn, alcoholism, anger, ego, grief, history, public relations, recovery, saddness, scary, support, thank you, wristwatch | 1 Comment »
Saturday, October 27th, 2007

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Enjoy this classic Saturn presentation.
Starring (in order of appearance)
Mr. Christiaan Huygens — As himself
The Bean — As herself
Ms. NiiceLady — As the e-mailer
Ms. McKinley Roosevelt Cat — As the silent radio producer
Mr. Matthew Blender — As the writer
Ms. Cheryl Merkowski — As the fired employee
Ms. Rebecca Nay — As the reporter
Mr. Andrew Melton — as the computer expert
Mr. Orson Welles — as himself
Ambient Sound (SIM043 — Devolium — Tuesday) copyrighted by Serge Audenaert, Samples in Motion Website)
This podcast dedicated to Mr. Orson Welles, who proved broadcasting did not have to be done inside a box.
And all those independent podcasters who are thinking outside the box everyday.

Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, cemeteries, historic graves, history, scary, thank you, wristwatch | 3 Comments »