Archive for the 'BEAN' Category
Saturday, October 13th, 2007

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Rebecca Nay speaks.
Bean and I go apple picking.
What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you.
Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast.
E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
or call 206-350-0232
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Sunday, October 7th, 2007

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A Public Service Announcement by Rebecca Nay
I am very sick and my voice is shot to hell. This may be the worst SATURNcast yet.
I discuss how screwed up families are and I update you on how things are going with my family.
I talk about ENDA — the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act — and how it must include the transgender community.
Bean and I are having a boy — am I too caught up in gender stereotypes?
Did I mention I was really sick?
Good news! I bought an expensive video camera!
Bad news! It does not work!
Call me at 206-350-0232
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, anger, greed, grief, happiness, hypocricy, priorities, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, simplistic arguments, soap box, support, thank you, wristwatch | No Comments »
Friday, September 14th, 2007

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Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast — you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.
I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks?
Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don’t like Disney, tough)
Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, common courtesy, history, public relations, scary, soap box, soundtour, starfuckers, support, thank you | 6 Comments »
Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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My favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN.
I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006.
WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES — IN 3D SOUND.
Enjoy the theater of the mind!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, cemeteries, scary, soundtour, supernatural, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Friday, August 24th, 2007

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Today I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble.
I share some of my lies with you.
Was Mother Theresa a liar?
I e-mailed Eve this week.
Some comedy.
Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com
I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, alcoholism, anger, ego, greed, grief, hypocricy, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, support, thank you | 2 Comments »
Friday, August 17th, 2007

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This is my one year episode of the SATURNcast. Thank you all for making this year a very special one.
Andy Melton greets us.
The world famous Bean joins me on this podcast (but she refuses to speak directly into the microphone)
We make a special announcement. Bean is pregnant!
Pizzababe calls in to congratulate.
Again, thank you all.
Call me at 206-338-2154 or e-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, happiness, healing, heartwarming, ovarian cancer, positive mo-jo, recovery, thank you, wristwatch | 11 Comments »
Thursday, July 5th, 2007

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Sir Issac Newton tries to annoy me, but only ends up making a fool of himself.
How are you? I bet no one ever asks you that.
I receive a voice mail from ZillaFag which puts the fight with my parents in context.
I spend the 4th of July, an American holiday, cleaning the grave of one of the United State’s greatest judges, Learned Hand. It is a travesty that people have allowed his grave to become abandoned.
Bean and I are going on vacation this week! We will be in the deep, isolated woods of the Adirondack Mountains. No cells phones, no blackberrys, no internet, no cable tv. Just the Bean and nature.
I worry on vacations. I know it is silly of me, but I do.
I discuss how I ruined my visit to the ruins in Rome.
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E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, cemeteries, common courtesy, grief, happiness, historic graves, history, priorities, recovery, resentments, thank you, wristwatch | 5 Comments »
Friday, June 29th, 2007

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I apologize to my family — with no success.
I quit playing World of Warcraft — and I give my reasons why.
Is there such a thing as Internet addiction?
I urge everyone to turn off their computers and read a book.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Pod Safe Music Network, The Freak Network, anger, greed, grief, podcasts, priorities, recovery, shame, soap box, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

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I start today’s show talking about a two year old girl who is a genius — no joke.
How are you? Really, how are you?
I was overlooked and not thanked at an event. My rule: You either thank everybody or thank no one.
I have a huge fight with my father. I discuss my dysfunctional family. Is any family functional?
I discuss what is or is not offensive. Are there somethings we should not do as podcasters because it is too offensive?
Or should we not worry about what is offensive, because if we do, we box ourselves into a corner we can never get out of?
What do you think?
Call me at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, anger, common courtesy, podcasts, public relations, resentments, shame, wristwatch | 6 Comments »
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

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More practice on saying my name correctly.
Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.
My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.
Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.
Trent Reznor is god.
I am an accused library thief.
The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.
Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, hate the world, history, pity party, positive mo-jo, resentments, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 4 Comments »