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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #65

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

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I hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed.

Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur.

Jonestown episode was designed to make us think.

Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion.

I talk about my thoughts about religion — is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake?

Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees.

Eric Luper chimes in about my voice.

I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art.

I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know.

Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen?

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #61

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

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Today I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast.

Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment.

I talk about the complications of families — you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . .

Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays?

The biggest money whores of all? — the churches.

A shout out to Sin.

I love all of you.

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You are what makes the show work!

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Big Slick is out in bookstores now!

Monday, October 8th, 2007

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Author Eric Luper’s new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores.

Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues.

Eric even reads an expert of his book.

The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book.

Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.

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SATURNcast has a new phone number!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Tragically, my old and trusty SATURNcast voiceline is no more.

(take this time to mourn)

Now that the mourning is over, I have a new voicemail number!

206-350-0232

Let’s welcome this new voicemail number by leaving a comment on it.

If you do, you will be on the SATURNcast.

How cool is that?

SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #51

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

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Today I talk about anti-depressants. Do they hurt or help people? Do doctors give them to too many people?

What are your thoughts?

I rage about how Wal-Mart uses the U.S. flag a propaganda. Why do only right wing groups use the flag? It is time for the left wing to take it back.

I love the show Man vs. Wild

Does anyone remember the show The White Shadow?

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #47

Friday, July 13th, 2007

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How I spent my summer vacation, or,  An American Tragedy.

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #37

Friday, May 11th, 2007

redemtion

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The SATURNcast studio is back in its old digs.

My sincere condolances to Zilla for the loss of his dog.

Dick Cavett reads a poem.

It is thundering outside. I love thunderstorms.

Listen to my new show I am doing with Jen from Pizzababe.

It is called the Unsanecast. Our first guest will be Forrest from Lonely Ice Floe podcast.

Darth Vader and the power of redemption.

Do you believe in redemption?

I do not know.

Folsom Prison.

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SATURNCAST: Rings of Saturn #27

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Overachiever

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The show starts with a wonderful message from the lovely Cheryl Merkowski.

Guess the mystery speaker slamming Franklin Roosevelt and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!

I hate Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day etc. They are all made up holidays to give the card companies money. You should express your love because you love someone, not because society tells you too!!!

Remember when I talked about being addicted to a person? Well, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak proves my theory. She threw away her entire life due to her addiction to a person.

She was also an overachiever — which can lead to real problems.

Trent Reznor is GOD.

I give you all a little history lesson on the Kennedy family. JFK had many faults, but I still like him.

Listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast.

I enjoyed my Skype call with Andy Melton, Dace, and Zillafag.

Zilla takes my side against the evil Bean. (finally, someone. . .)

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Go Daddy asks me: What’s a Podcast?

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Go DaddyEverything seems to be going wrong this month. My latest cross to bear is the fact that my podcast hosting provider at GO DADDY has been down for over a week.

I simply can not upload my podcasts. It will not let me.

I have called them several times. Each time they tell me they know there is a problem with their podcast hosting, that they do not know what is wrong and have no idea when it will be fixed.

At first I was really nice about it. Because, you know, mistakes and problems happen. But as each day went by and I was unable to upload my podcasts, I became increasingly angry toward Go Daddy’s cavalier attitude about it.

I explained to them that it was very important that I get my podcasts out in a timely fashion. They could have cared less.

So by Friday night I had enough of it and I called up very stern and cross. I was demanding satisfaction. So they spent THREE HOURS with me on the phone figuring out a way for me to give them my podcast file (Rings of Saturn #24) in order for them to manually put the file on my site.

I go to bed Friday night assuming my podcast would be up on my site soon.

Nope.

I call Saturday, livid. They tell me it would take up to 72 hours to put the podcast on my site and no idea how long it would take to fix the original upload problem.

I demanded to speak to a supervisor. I slowly work my way up the chain of command until such time as I am speaking to someone at Go Daddy with a position of authority.

I am pissed — and it shows.

He asks why I am uploading such a “large” file to begin with — 24MBs.

I say it is a podcast file.

He asks me: WHAT’S A PODCAST?

It was at this point that I knew I was doomed. Sunk.

I have one more weapon in my arsenal. And it is equal to dropping a nuclear bomb.

I did not want it to come to this.

I really did not.

I unleash The Bean on them.

Next thing I know, I am refunded all of my money I have spent with Go Daddy related to podcasting — so I am now hosting (if it ever works again) for free. (And I tip my hat to Go Daddy for that. But I do spend A LOT of money with them on various things)
My show is put on my site (But that show was done a week ago, so I am now a week behind)

And a promise that the problem will be fixed by Monday (we will see about that)

So for now, if you are hearing Rings of Saturn #24 or #25 you are in select company. I am using my spare libsyn account to host them and slapping them up to my site. My main RSS feed is the Go Daddy one — so people who rely on that RSS feed to find out when the latest installment of SATURNcast is up will never know there is a new podcast unless they make their way over to the SATURNdiary.

This bothers me. Being a genius also makes me anal-retentive.

I wonder if Adam Curry knows Go Daddy is unaware what a podcast is. . .

Adam Curry

SATURNCAST: RINGS OF SATURN #24

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

IronMan
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I am very passive-aggressive today.

You and I have not just sat down and talked in like, forever.

Kidney stone problem is still a problem.

Thanks to all of you who have reached out to see if I was ok.

The SATURNdiary was hacked on Sunday.

I hired Andy Melton to fix it and he did a fantastic job! I urge all of you to hire Andy when you need computer help.

PizzaBabe calls Bean a whore and a prude. . . Not a winning strategy.

Listen to the TiggerCast

Listen to AJ’s Cuppa Tea

Listen to Rebbecca Nay’s Tranny Wreck (She was mean and cranky on her last podcast)

Listen to the Gay Expat

Listen to the Freak Network

Why is it that I give all of you iTunes reviews but none of you have seen fit to give me one? (even a bad one! SHAME ON YOU)

Wal-Mart and Dunkin’ Donuts PC BS.

Red China is going to own space in 10 years. We are dumb-asses.

Madge Weinstein calls me a hater. So untrue.

Apple iPhone is useless.

Steve Jobs need a suit.

From the Podsafe Music Network: Uncle Seth — You Don’t Need an iPod.

Metalica sucks.

I think addicts need 12 step programs.

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