Archive for the 'happiness' Category
Sunday, May 20th, 2007

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Zilla calls in to the SATURNcast
We learn how to pronounce my name the right way.
Bean and I wish Sin the best with her son.
I cry for real.
I discuss the horrific accident Bean and I had with a motorcycle a few years back. I hate motorcycles.
I discuss everyone’s comments about what happiness means to them.
I mention that I had an unethical therapist.
Is my medication working? (thanks Zilla for planting that seed in my head)
The world famous Bean comes on the show to discuss why she is upset that people are using her real name. We debate the issue.
Call me at 206-338-2154
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
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Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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Forrest misses her flight to Saturn
Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn.
What is happiness? Does it exist?
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, grief, happiness, hate the world, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, space, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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This episode is light and breezy. No depressing stuff. Promise!
I was on the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast this week.
Rebecca Nay releases her Thailand video!
Tigger did a fantastic podcast about Alice and Albert’s morphine addiction.
Listen to the Freak Network
Did Andy Melton die in space?
Tigger finally got to talk to Bean. His dream realized. (Sorry AJ from cuppatea.us)
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur is podcasting! He is also giving lame thank you’s for the wristwatch.
Hexagons on Saturn. You guys FINALLY notice?
Zillafag quits smoking.
Shout-out to Dace. Would it kill Dace to update his blog?
I give kudos to Bob for moving to Wisconsin and following his dream.
Arnold scams Newsweek.
A public service announcement telling you not to die an awful death.
Bye for now!
Guess the song and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, happiness, healing, heartwarming, history, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, space, support, thank you, wristwatch | 8 Comments »
Sunday, March 25th, 2007

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Today I thank all of you for the wonderful support all of you have given the Bean and I as we go through the process of adopting two little girls.
I had a panic attack yesterday. Can I be a good father?
It all goes back to how I feel about myself. . .
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, grief, happiness, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, hypocricy, pity party, positive mo-jo, priorities, resentments, saddness, scary, support, thank you, wristwatch | 8 Comments »
Sunday, March 4th, 2007

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Can you believe that this is the 30th Rings of Saturn SATURNcast?!!
That jerk, Issac Newton could never podcast for this long.
I want to thank all of you for your incredible support and kind words during the Bean and my attempt to adopt two little girls.
It means a great deal to us.
The Bean updates you all about what happened last Wednesday during our interview.
I promise not to bore you with adoption stories.
I read an infurating article from baby-boomers who claim the younger generation is far more selfish than they are.
POPPYCOCK!
Check out the new never before seen pictures from Saturn.
Listen to The Freak Network
Listen to John Ong’s wonderful Ongline Podcast
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206-338-2154

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I have the best fans in the world!
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Monday, February 26th, 2007

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V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie.
An ode to the wristwatch. . .
Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast! I am very honored.
You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154
Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary.
Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab — which I recount for all of you today. It was a very scary time in my life.
Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo. We are very close to adopting two little girls.
I love all of you. Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, common courtesy, grief, happiness, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, history, hypocricy, infertility, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, support, thank you, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

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Today I interview my good friend Eric Luper. Eric is a talented author who is the author of the teen novel, Big Slick, which will be published in September.
Eric and I talk about his new book, the creative writing process, the book business and one of my favorite years, 1934.
Eric is a great person and we should all support his works. He has worked very hard to get published.
It is required reading on Saturn.

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Posted in happiness, history, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, public relations, support, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Thursday, February 15th, 2007

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The show starts with a wonderful message from the lovely Cheryl Merkowski.
Guess the mystery speaker slamming Franklin Roosevelt and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!
I hate Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day etc. They are all made up holidays to give the card companies money. You should express your love because you love someone, not because society tells you too!!!
Remember when I talked about being addicted to a person? Well, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak proves my theory. She threw away her entire life due to her addiction to a person.
She was also an overachiever — which can lead to real problems.
Trent Reznor is GOD.
I give you all a little history lesson on the Kennedy family. JFK had many faults, but I still like him.
Listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast.
I enjoyed my Skype call with Andy Melton, Dace, and Zillafag.
Zilla takes my side against the evil Bean. (finally, someone. . .)
E-mail me at Saturncast at gmail.com
Call me at 
(206) 338-2154
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Sunday, February 4th, 2007

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Today’s show is about the important need to stay positive and grateful for life — even when I want to feel sorry for myself.
We start the show with the latest installment of ANDY MELTON IN SPACE.
I play an audio clip from Tigger.
Special Delivery Mark does his best podcast ever.
Sir (cough) Issac Newton who “invented” gravity is an attention whore.
I invented the wristwastch. (where’s the thank you?)
I talk about my terrible habit of being nervous, cynical and sarcastic. I always look at life as “glass half empty”.
I used alcohol as a crutch. (What’s your crutch?)
I learned that I need to try and stay positive and be grateful for what I have in life in order to stay healthy.
It is the small things in life that will kill you.
I wished I followed my own advice. . .
Shout-outs
PizzaBabe and Bob
ZILLA
AJ
NiiceLady
The Gay Expat
AND DON’T FORGET NIK IN PARIS!!!
I end the show with a few poems from my favorite poet — Charles Bukowski.
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Or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
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Sunday, January 21st, 2007

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My best friend, since kindergarten, reminisce about the old skool days.
We are not proud of the old days. We are very fortunate not to be in prison or dead. We used to laugh about it — now we thank our lucky stars. . .
Posted in Brian Boothby, Christiaan Huygens, alcoholism, clergy sex abuse scandal, common courtesy, happiness, healing, heartwarming, history, infertility, ovarian cancer, thank you | 2 Comments »