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Forrest misses her flight to Saturn

Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn.

What is happiness?   Does it exist?

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The SATURNcast studio is back in its old digs.

My sincere condolances to Zilla for the loss of his dog.

Dick Cavett reads a poem.

It is thundering outside. I love thunderstorms.

Listen to my new show I am doing with Jen from Pizzababe.

It is called the Unsanecast. Our first guest will be Forrest from Lonely Ice Floe podcast.

Darth Vader and the power of redemption.

Do you believe in redemption?

I do not know.

Folsom Prison.

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Your recent comments trigger an angry flashback.

Where is my fame and glory?

I am Dutch.

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Memphis, Tennessee.

Support Andy Melton.

An update on the adoption saga — it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life.

We need gun control in the United States and we need it now.

Trent Rezor is GOD.

I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show.

The world famous BEAN joins me at the end of the show.

Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death.

Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com

Call me at 206-338-2154

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Are you there God?

It’s me, Christiaan.

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I talk today about how the Bean and I are on the verge of losing the girls we were about to adopt.

Thank you all for your moral support. It means the world (a Saturn-sized world) to us.

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Today I thank all of you for the wonderful support all of you have given the Bean and I as we go through the process of adopting two little girls.

I had a panic attack yesterday.  Can I be a good father?

It all goes back to how I feel about myself. . .

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Fine.

You do not write comments anymore.

You do not call.

And I can just give up ever thinking you will send me flowers.

What’s up with that?

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V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie.

An ode to the wristwatch. . .

Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast!  I am very honored.

You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154

Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary.

Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab — which I recount for all of you today.  It was a very scary time in my life.

Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo.  We are very close to adopting two little girls.

I love all of you.  Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.

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a word of warning. . .

I am depressed today, and thus, so is the show. . .

I start the show with a happy announcement from the Bean

I Hate Sundays.  Hate.

I applaud Jen and Bob from the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast and Tigger from the Tiggercast for their strong words against homophobia and Tim Hardaway.

Homophobia and bigotry affects us all.

Why are we so cruel to each other?

I discuss irony and Madge Weinstein.

I feel sorry for Brittany Spears and Anna Nicole Smith

I am a sad sack today.

I promise to be happy next time. . .

From the Podsafe Music Network:

What if the Aliens Came? by Ian Knapp

So Many Different Ways I Can Kill You by Madsumo

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