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SATURNCAST: Rings of Saturn 29

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Pressure

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V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie.

An ode to the wristwatch. . .

Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast!  I am very honored.

You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154

Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary.

Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab — which I recount for all of you today.  It was a very scary time in my life.

Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo.  We are very close to adopting two little girls.

I love all of you.  Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.

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SATURNCAST: Rings of Saturn #26

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Be Thankful

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Today’s show is about the important need to stay positive and grateful for life — even when I want to feel sorry for myself.

We start the show with the latest installment of ANDY MELTON IN SPACE.

I play an audio clip from Tigger.

Special Delivery Mark does his best podcast ever.

Sir (cough) Issac Newton who “invented” gravity is an attention whore.

I invented the wristwastch. (where’s the thank you?)

I talk about my terrible habit of being nervous, cynical and sarcastic. I always look at life as “glass half empty”.

I used alcohol as a crutch. (What’s your crutch?)
I learned that I need to try and stay positive and be grateful for what I have in life in order to stay healthy.

It is the small things in life that will kill you.

I wished I followed my own advice. . .

Shout-outs

PizzaBabe and Bob

ZILLA

AJ

NiiceLady

The Gay Expat

AND DON’T FORGET NIK IN PARIS!!!

I end the show with a few poems from my favorite poet — Charles Bukowski.

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Or email me at saturncast at gmail.com

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Reminiscing with an old friend

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Old Friends

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My best friend, since kindergarten, reminisce about the old skool days.

We are not proud of the old days. We are very fortunate not to be in prison or dead. We used to laugh about it — now we thank our lucky stars. . .

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #23

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Lawyers in Love. . .

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I am really, really ill today with a kidney stone.  But I did not want to podfade on you all. So I did a show.

It is that kind of level of service you would expect from Christiaan Huygens and the SATURNcast.

Bean joins me to fill in the gaps of my codeine induced fog.

I was honored to be on two different podcasts this week.

AJ’s CuppaTea

Pizzababe Goes Global 

We love the TIGGERcast 

Andy Melton in space update.

My kidney stone troubles. . .

Bean discusses her own young romance troubles.

Bean and I discuss how we met in law school.

A phone message from Special Delivery Mark.

Ali G and that jerk, Andy Rooney.

I love you all.

I am in pain.

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Brian Boothby’s New Year’s Eve Dance Party

Friday, December 29th, 2006

Brian Boothby

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Straight from the rec room of the Center Brian Boothby lives and works at in America, SATURNcast proudly sponsors:

Brian Boothby’s New Year’s Eve Dance Party.

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SATURNcast — Rings of Saturn #20

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

SATURNcast T-Shirt

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DEBUT OF NEW SATURNcast THEME SONG

The Bean showers me with gifts.

Do you want a free SATURNcast T-Shirt? email me at saturncast@gmail.com (See logo in these shownotes)

ZillaFag’s Heartwarming Holiday Message

What’s the deal with queercasting?

Read The Gay Expat’s website.

I muse on how Christmas was both wonderful and awful this year (were you surprised?)

A slam on religion.

Uncomfortable and saddened with the in-laws. . .

A StarWars Christmas for the Bean (groan)

NiiceLady gives me fuels for thought about Miss USA and AA.

A shout-out to the PizzaBabe and Bob

Listen to The Freak Network

From the Podsafe Music Network:

“Lay Down for the Lord” by Drunken Prayer

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #19

Monday, December 18th, 2006

A Cool Hand. . .

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LUKE: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It’s about time we had a little talk. I know I’m a pretty evil fellow… killed people in the war and got drunk… and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much… but even so, You’ve got to admit You ain’t dealt me no cards in a long time.

It’s beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can’t never win out. Inside, outside, all of them… rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?

Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it’s beginning to get to me.

When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.
[Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray]

LUKE: . On my knees, asking.
[Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms]

LUKE: . Yeah, that’s what I thought. I guess I’m pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.
[Clicks tongue]

LUKE: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.

[Headlights shine through windows, backs up]

LUKE: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You’re a hard case, too.

Happy Holidays from The Bean and Christiaan Huygens.

From the Podsafe Music Network:

Country Road Christmas by Craig Cardiff

Silent Night by Friction Bailey

(Heartwarming Christmas Opening by Pizzababe)

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The Bean is resting comfortably. . .

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Sleeping stoned

And stoned out of her mind. . .
The operation was far more successful than the doctor thought it would be. So very good news indeed.

I want to thank all of you, in both the real and cyber world, who have sent kind words and positive mojo.

It worked and I will always be grateful.

Talk to you soon!

Christiaan

Bean’s Operation is Tomorrow. . .

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

Operation

The Bean’s operation is tomorrow at 7:00am EST.

Please send good thoughts and positive mo-jo her way.

And thanks to all of you that have sent kind words. It means a great deal to us.

I have the best listeners on Earth –and Saturn too (but not Jupiter, you can never please those assholes)

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