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SATURNCAST: Rings of Saturn 29

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Pressure

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V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie.

An ode to the wristwatch. . .

Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast!  I am very honored.

You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154

Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary.

Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab — which I recount for all of you today.  It was a very scary time in my life.

Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo.  We are very close to adopting two little girls.

I love all of you.  Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.

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SATURNCAST: Rings of Saturn #27

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Overachiever

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The show starts with a wonderful message from the lovely Cheryl Merkowski.

Guess the mystery speaker slamming Franklin Roosevelt and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!

I hate Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day etc. They are all made up holidays to give the card companies money. You should express your love because you love someone, not because society tells you too!!!

Remember when I talked about being addicted to a person? Well, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak proves my theory. She threw away her entire life due to her addiction to a person.

She was also an overachiever — which can lead to real problems.

Trent Reznor is GOD.

I give you all a little history lesson on the Kennedy family. JFK had many faults, but I still like him.

Listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast.

I enjoyed my Skype call with Andy Melton, Dace, and Zillafag.

Zilla takes my side against the evil Bean. (finally, someone. . .)

E-mail me at Saturncast at gmail.com

Call me at (206) 338-2154.

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Reminiscing with an old friend

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Old Friends

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My best friend, since kindergarten, reminisce about the old skool days.

We are not proud of the old days. We are very fortunate not to be in prison or dead. We used to laugh about it — now we thank our lucky stars. . .

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #23

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Lawyers in Love. . .

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I am really, really ill today with a kidney stone.  But I did not want to podfade on you all. So I did a show.

It is that kind of level of service you would expect from Christiaan Huygens and the SATURNcast.

Bean joins me to fill in the gaps of my codeine induced fog.

I was honored to be on two different podcasts this week.

AJ’s CuppaTea

Pizzababe Goes Global 

We love the TIGGERcast 

Andy Melton in space update.

My kidney stone troubles. . .

Bean discusses her own young romance troubles.

Bean and I discuss how we met in law school.

A phone message from Special Delivery Mark.

Ali G and that jerk, Andy Rooney.

I love you all.

I am in pain.

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Brian Boothby’s New Year’s Eve Dance Party

Friday, December 29th, 2006

Brian Boothby

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Straight from the rec room of the Center Brian Boothby lives and works at in America, SATURNcast proudly sponsors:

Brian Boothby’s New Year’s Eve Dance Party.

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SATURNcast — Rings of Saturn #20

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

SATURNcast T-Shirt

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DEBUT OF NEW SATURNcast THEME SONG

The Bean showers me with gifts.

Do you want a free SATURNcast T-Shirt? email me at saturncast@gmail.com (See logo in these shownotes)

ZillaFag’s Heartwarming Holiday Message

What’s the deal with queercasting?

Read The Gay Expat’s website.

I muse on how Christmas was both wonderful and awful this year (were you surprised?)

A slam on religion.

Uncomfortable and saddened with the in-laws. . .

A StarWars Christmas for the Bean (groan)

NiiceLady gives me fuels for thought about Miss USA and AA.

A shout-out to the PizzaBabe and Bob

Listen to The Freak Network

From the Podsafe Music Network:

“Lay Down for the Lord” by Drunken Prayer

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #19

Monday, December 18th, 2006

A Cool Hand. . .

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LUKE: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It’s about time we had a little talk. I know I’m a pretty evil fellow… killed people in the war and got drunk… and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much… but even so, You’ve got to admit You ain’t dealt me no cards in a long time.

It’s beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can’t never win out. Inside, outside, all of them… rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?

Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it’s beginning to get to me.

When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.
[Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray]

LUKE: . On my knees, asking.
[Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms]

LUKE: . Yeah, that’s what I thought. I guess I’m pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.
[Clicks tongue]

LUKE: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.

[Headlights shine through windows, backs up]

LUKE: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You’re a hard case, too.

Happy Holidays from The Bean and Christiaan Huygens.

From the Podsafe Music Network:

Country Road Christmas by Craig Cardiff

Silent Night by Friction Bailey

(Heartwarming Christmas Opening by Pizzababe)

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Amour et Guerre sur la Tour d’Eiffel

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Love and War

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The Eiffel Tower is traditionally known for its romance.

Not for The Bean and me.

Listen to the wind howl, the large crowds, Bean not wanting to kiss me and see with your mind as I slowly grow crankier and crankier — I even scold an Eiffel Tower employee
From the Podsafe Music Network:

Fuck the RIAA by dotCommunism

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SATURNcast — Rings of Saturn 18.5

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

A cookie for your heart

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I thought I would do a heart-warming holiday mini-podcast for you all.

**thank you Jenny and Bob of the PizzaBabe podcast for the family-friendly, wholesome inspiration** (Hugs!!)

From the Podsafe Music Network:

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Little Thom

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