Archive for the 'Nine Inch Nails' Category
Saturday, January 19th, 2008
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Special Thanks to Matthew and Andy.
my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god’s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene
I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I’ll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it’s called insincerity
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don’t you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it’s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
all our pain
how did you think we’d get by without you?
you’re so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
now I belong I’m one of the chosen ones
now I belong I’m one of the beautiful ones
Call Me: 206-350-0232
E-Mail saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Blame Ralph Nader for this mess, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, starfuckers, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Sunday, December 9th, 2007
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I honor a request from Peter — no Nine Inch Nails!
I play a telephone comment from Kentie of the Flatus Show
You can not escape Charles Bukowski
The pain when the child has to be the adult.
My problems with Dunkin Donuts — it takes forever to place an order.
What religion, if at all, should I raise my child in? I want your thoughts.
Call Me: 206-350-0232
E-mail: Saturncast at gmail.com
or leave a comment on SATURNdiary.com
Posted in Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, clergy sex abuse scandal, happiness, healing, heartwarming, hype, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 4 Comments »
Friday, December 7th, 2007
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Today I express my anger at the mass shooting in Nebraska.
Will we ever learn?
Happy Holidays!
Posted in Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, anger, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, hypocricy, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, support | No Comments »
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
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Rebecca Nay speaks.
Bean and I go apple picking.
What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you.
Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast.
E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
or call 206-350-0232
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Passive-Aggressive, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, ego, greed, grief, happiness, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, historic graves, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, supernatural, support, thank you, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
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More practice on saying my name correctly.
Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.
My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.
Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.
Trent Reznor is god.
I am an accused library thief.
The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.
Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, hate the world, history, pity party, positive mo-jo, resentments, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 4 Comments »
Saturday, April 21st, 2007
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Are you there God?
It’s me, Christiaan.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, infertility, pity party, podcasts, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, simplistic arguments, support, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Sunday, March 4th, 2007
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Can you believe that this is the 30th Rings of Saturn SATURNcast?!!
That jerk, Issac Newton could never podcast for this long.
I want to thank all of you for your incredible support and kind words during the Bean and my attempt to adopt two little girls.
It means a great deal to us.
The Bean updates you all about what happened last Wednesday during our interview.
I promise not to bore you with adoption stories.
I read an infurating article from baby-boomers who claim the younger generation is far more selfish than they are.
POPPYCOCK!
Check out the new never before seen pictures from Saturn.
Listen to The Freak Network
Listen to John Ong’s wonderful Ongline Podcast
Leave me a voice mail at 
206-338-2154
or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I have the best fans in the world!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, ego, greed, happiness, healing, heartwarming, history, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, soap box, support, thank you, wristwatch | No Comments »
Monday, February 26th, 2007
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V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie.
An ode to the wristwatch. . .
Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast! I am very honored.
You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154
Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary.
Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab — which I recount for all of you today. It was a very scary time in my life.
Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo. We are very close to adopting two little girls.
I love all of you. Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, common courtesy, grief, happiness, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, history, hypocricy, infertility, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, support, thank you, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Thursday, February 15th, 2007
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The show starts with a wonderful message from the lovely Cheryl Merkowski.
Guess the mystery speaker slamming Franklin Roosevelt and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!
I hate Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day etc. They are all made up holidays to give the card companies money. You should express your love because you love someone, not because society tells you too!!!
Remember when I talked about being addicted to a person? Well, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak proves my theory. She threw away her entire life due to her addiction to a person.
She was also an overachiever — which can lead to real problems.
Trent Reznor is GOD.
I give you all a little history lesson on the Kennedy family. JFK had many faults, but I still like him.
Listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast.
I enjoyed my Skype call with Andy Melton, Dace, and Zillafag.
Zilla takes my side against the evil Bean. (finally, someone. . .)
E-mail me at Saturncast at gmail.com
Call me at (206) 338-2154.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Passive-Aggressive, Pod Safe Music Network, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, corporate media, greed, happiness, hate the world, heartwarming, hype, hypocricy, podcasts, public relations, recovery, saddness, shame, simplistic arguments, space, wristwatch | 6 Comments »
Friday, November 17th, 2006
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Today’s show starts before the show even starts. The world famous Bean overheard me podcasting last night and takes offense to me calling her a “podcast nag.” So she called my voice mail with a response. I am a fair person, so I play her response before the show so all of you can make up your mind if she is a nag or not.
I start the official show by playing a clip from FDR.
Remember Chico and the Man? Remember Jose Feliciano?
A give a HUGE HUGE Shout Out to Tigger. He made me some fantastic and thoughtful podcast cover-up. He did not have to do that, but he did.
I am smitten with Lynette of PB& J Podcast. It makes me lament on how the Bean is a podcast nag. (Bean claims she is not a podcast nag)
I hate the greed of ABC with their Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
George Eastman charity story.
I am a hypocrite and I admit it.
I hate charity balls.
People need to volunteer more.
Try not to give people bad news — or good news.
Going to Paris soon!
Give some good mojo to the Bean — who is scheduled for surgery on December 6.
From the Podsafe Music Network:
They Feed on Greed by Undercover Hippie.
Colonial Williamsburg by Tris McCall
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Pod Safe Music Network, The Freak Network, common courtesy, ego, greed, history, hype, hypocricy, infertility, ovarian cancer, pity party, podcasts, recovery, shame, simplistic arguments, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 2 Comments »
