As loyal listeners and readers know. I am a huge fan of Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails. No matter what type of mood you are in, he has a song that fits your emotional state.

Today I am really feeling “Starfuckers Inc“-ish

And if you think I am being cryptic, and you think this may be about you, it is probably not (don’t worry) but Trent even has that angle covered in this song.

Every so often I will give you a Trent Reznor moment here.

Today’s selection is. . .

“Starfuckers, Inc.”

my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god’s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I’ll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it’s called insincerity

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don’t you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it’s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

all our pain
how did you think we’d get by without you?
you’re so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?

now I belong I’m one of the chosen ones
now I belong I’m one of the beautiful ones

I start off today’s show by playing a portion of a September 5, 1950 radio broadcast of Batman’s Mystery Club.

I give a BIG THANK YOU to Rebecca Nay of Tranny Wreck Radio Podcast

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I share with you the Bean and my infertility woes. I discuss how I hate giving sperm samples, share my history of doing it, and how I just gave one at NYU Medical Center.

The Bean and I encounter a very rude, asshole-ish woman on the train ride home. How do you handle rude people? It drives me crazy.

I share the very deep pain, a pain I have been holding for over 300 years. Sir Issac Newton, the publicty whore that he was, outshowed me at a science convention he and I attended in 1725.

Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails is God.

I love my wife the Bean very much. She is my rock! Happy Birthday Jelly Bean!

From the Podsafe Music Network

Silence by Pscychotronic

Train Girl by Greg Tannen

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Yes you heard it here first loyal SATURNcast listeners — there is a special SATURNcast news special report. You can find it here!

We hear a special report from my Earth lover Bean about her horrible Sunday with AirFrance!

There is even something from the Podsafe Music Network: My Worst Flight Ever by Smart Bomb Radio.

And yes, that neat riff at the start of Bean’s rant is from the one and only Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is simply brilliant.

Yes Bean is still banned from the SATURNcast. But this is breaking news. And news is news.

Enjoy.

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