Archive for the 'pity party' Category
Saturday, January 19th, 2008
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Special Thanks to Matthew and Andy.
my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god’s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene
I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I’ll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it’s called insincerity
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don’t you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it’s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers
all our pain
how did you think we’d get by without you?
you’re so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
now I belong I’m one of the chosen ones
now I belong I’m one of the beautiful ones
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Posted in BEAN, Blame Ralph Nader for this mess, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, starfuckers, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Monday, December 31st, 2007
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I hate New Years — what is the point?
Bean and my hellish experience with AT&T
Word Press frustrates me.
I love all of you and wish you a wonderful 2008!
Call me: 206-350-0232
Email me: saturncast@gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, anger, ego, grief, hype, pity party, podcasts, priorities, public relations, recovery, resentments, soap box, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Saturday, December 29th, 2007
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Today I receive voice mails from Alissa L., Special Delivery Mark, and Forrest.
I am in a foul mood today and I discuss my struggle with panic attacks.
A baby update.
Call me: 206-350-0232
email me: saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, grief, hate the world, pity party, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, support, wristwatch | 1 Comment »
Sunday, December 2nd, 2007
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I feel bad for the Bean — she made a mistake and let the cat out of the bag.
My terrifying encounter with a snake.
Do you ever feel that your goal is beyond reach? That you are wasting your talents?
Meta talk: help me improve my audio sound!
I have a new microphone!
Was Martin Van Buren a cross dresser?
Call me: 206-350-0232
E-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com
or leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com
I would love to hear from you!
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, anger, cemeteries, ego, grief, historic graves, history, pity party, podcasts, priorities, resentments, scary, shame, space, starfuckers, support, thank you, wristwatch | 6 Comments »
Sunday, November 25th, 2007
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Today I talk about how going home for Thanksgiving depressed me.
The pain of dysfunctional families.
I play a piece from my favorite poet, Charles Bukowski
Bean and I go to the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan, and leave unhappy.
Cemeterycast coming soon!
Why aren’t I hearing from you?
Leave a voicemail: 206-350-0232
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
or leave a comment at saturndiary.com
I love all of you!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, grief, hate the world, historic graves, history, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, space, supernatural, thank you, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
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Rebecca Nay speaks.
Bean and I go apple picking.
What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you.
Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast.
E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
or call 206-350-0232
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Passive-Aggressive, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, ego, greed, grief, happiness, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, historic graves, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, supernatural, support, thank you, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Monday, October 8th, 2007
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Author Eric Luper’s new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores.
Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues.
Eric even reads an expert of his book.
The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book.
Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.
Posted in Christiaan Huygens, corporate media, greed, grief, happiness, healing, heartwarming, pity party, public relations, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, support | No Comments »
Saturday, September 8th, 2007
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I hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know.
Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic
I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong.
Is the term “breeder” for straight people offensive?
I mention AJ and Tigger’s podcasts.
I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig — I believe he is a sex addict.
Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in The Freak Network, ego, grief, hype, hypocricy, pity party, public relations, recovery, resentments, soundtour, support | 6 Comments »
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
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More practice on saying my name correctly.
Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.
My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.
Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.
Trent Reznor is god.
I am an accused library thief.
The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.
Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, hate the world, history, pity party, positive mo-jo, resentments, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 4 Comments »
Sunday, May 20th, 2007
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Zilla calls in to the SATURNcast
We learn how to pronounce my name the right way.
Bean and I wish Sin the best with her son.
I cry for real.
I discuss the horrific accident Bean and I had with a motorcycle a few years back. I hate motorcycles.
I discuss everyone’s comments about what happiness means to them.
I mention that I had an unethical therapist.
Is my medication working? (thanks Zilla for planting that seed in my head)
The world famous Bean comes on the show to discuss why she is upset that people are using her real name. We debate the issue.
Call me at 206-338-2154
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, anger, grief, happiness, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, scary, thank you, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
