Archive for the 'podcasts' Category
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
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I start today’s show talking about a two year old girl who is a genius — no joke.
How are you? Really, how are you?
I was overlooked and not thanked at an event. My rule: You either thank everybody or thank no one.
I have a huge fight with my father. I discuss my dysfunctional family. Is any family functional?
I discuss what is or is not offensive. Are there somethings we should not do as podcasters because it is too offensive?
Or should we not worry about what is offensive, because if we do, we box ourselves into a corner we can never get out of?
What do you think?
Call me at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, anger, common courtesy, podcasts, public relations, resentments, shame, wristwatch | 6 Comments »
Saturday, June 9th, 2007
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JFK — what more do I have to say?
Segregation in Alabama in 1963 and no same-sex civil marriage in 2007. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Remember it was the transgendered community that started the Stonewall Riots, not rich white gay men.
Robert Bork is a hypocrite.
Alright, time to lighten up. . .
I talk about my love of all things paranormal.
I discuss Carl Jung’s theory of synchroncity.
I talk about the Phoenix Lights. Do you believe in UFO’s?
Electronic Voice Phenomenon. Do you believe in ghosts?
Send me your own paranormal stories at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I respectfully disagree with ZillaFag ’s claim that podcasting is dead. On the contrary, I think it this is only just the beginning.
A very random show today indeed. . .
Posted in Christiaan Huygens, cemeteries, history, hype, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, scary, soap box, space, supernatural, thank you, wristwatch | 9 Comments »
Sunday, May 20th, 2007
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Zilla calls in to the SATURNcast
We learn how to pronounce my name the right way.
Bean and I wish Sin the best with her son.
I cry for real.
I discuss the horrific accident Bean and I had with a motorcycle a few years back. I hate motorcycles.
I discuss everyone’s comments about what happiness means to them.
I mention that I had an unethical therapist.
Is my medication working? (thanks Zilla for planting that seed in my head)
The world famous Bean comes on the show to discuss why she is upset that people are using her real name. We debate the issue.
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Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, anger, grief, happiness, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, scary, thank you, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Thursday, May 17th, 2007
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Forrest misses her flight to Saturn
Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn.
What is happiness? Does it exist?
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, grief, happiness, hate the world, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, space, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
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My response and feelings to the Tranny Wreck controversy.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, alcoholism, anger, grief, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, simplistic arguments, soap box, starfuckers | 6 Comments »
Sunday, April 29th, 2007
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Memphis, Tennessee.
Support Andy Melton.
An update on the adoption saga — it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life.
We need gun control in the United States and we need it now.
Trent Rezor is GOD.
I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show.
The world famous BEAN joins me at the end of the show.
Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death.
Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com
Call me at 
206-338-2154
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, common courtesy, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, support, thank you, wristwatch | 13 Comments »
Saturday, April 21st, 2007
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Are you there God?
It’s me, Christiaan.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, infertility, pity party, podcasts, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, simplistic arguments, support, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Thursday, April 12th, 2007
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This episode is light and breezy. No depressing stuff. Promise!
I was on the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast this week.
Rebecca Nay releases her Thailand video!
Tigger did a fantastic podcast about Alice and Albert’s morphine addiction.
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Did Andy Melton die in space?
Tigger finally got to talk to Bean. His dream realized. (Sorry AJ from cuppatea.us)
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur is podcasting! He is also giving lame thank you’s for the wristwatch.
Hexagons on Saturn. You guys FINALLY notice?
Zillafag quits smoking.
Shout-out to Dace. Would it kill Dace to update his blog?
I give kudos to Bob for moving to Wisconsin and following his dream.
Arnold scams Newsweek.
A public service announcement telling you not to die an awful death.
Bye for now!
Guess the song and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, happiness, healing, heartwarming, history, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, space, support, thank you, wristwatch | 8 Comments »
Sunday, April 8th, 2007
Listern here.
The Saturncast has been far too depressing these days.
So here, despite the protests of Andy Melton, is a fun soundtour of the world-famous Bean on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.
Enjoy!
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Fine.
You do not write comments anymore.
You do not call.
And I can just give up ever thinking you will send me flowers.
What’s up with that?
Posted in Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, anger, ego, grief, hate the world, hype, pity party, podcasts, resentments, saddness, shame, soap box, starfuckers, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
