Today I thank all of you for the wonderful support all of you have given the Bean and I as we go through the process of adopting two little girls.
I had a panic attack yesterday. Can I be a good father?
It all goes back to how I feel about myself. . .
Can you believe that this is the 30th Rings of Saturn SATURNcast?!!
That jerk, Issac Newton could never podcast for this long.
I want to thank all of you for your incredible support and kind words during the Bean and my attempt to adopt two little girls.
It means a great deal to us.
The Bean updates you all about what happened last Wednesday during our interview.
I promise not to bore you with adoption stories.
I read an infurating article from baby-boomers who claim the younger generation is far more selfish than they are.
POPPYCOCK!
Check out the new never before seen pictures from Saturn.
Listen to The Freak Network
Listen to John Ong’s wonderful Ongline Podcast
Leave me a voice mail at 
206-338-2154
or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I have the best fans in the world!
V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie.
An ode to the wristwatch. . .
Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast! I am very honored.
You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154
Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary.
Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab — which I recount for all of you today. It was a very scary time in my life.
Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo. We are very close to adopting two little girls.
I love all of you. Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.
Today I interview my good friend Eric Luper. Eric is a talented author who is the author of the teen novel, Big Slick, which will be published in September.
Eric and I talk about his new book, the creative writing process, the book business and one of my favorite years, 1934.
Eric is a great person and we should all support his works. He has worked very hard to get published.
It is required reading on Saturn.
Today’s show is about the important need to stay positive and grateful for life — even when I want to feel sorry for myself.
We start the show with the latest installment of ANDY MELTON IN SPACE.
I play an audio clip from Tigger.
Special Delivery Mark does his best podcast ever.
Sir (cough) Issac Newton who “invented” gravity is an attention whore.
I invented the wristwastch. (where’s the thank you?)
I talk about my terrible habit of being nervous, cynical and sarcastic. I always look at life as “glass half empty”.
I used alcohol as a crutch. (What’s your crutch?)
I learned that I need to try and stay positive and be grateful for what I have in life in order to stay healthy.
It is the small things in life that will kill you.
I wished I followed my own advice. . .
Shout-outs
AND DON’T FORGET NIK IN PARIS!!!
I end the show with a few poems from my favorite poet — Charles Bukowski.
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Or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I am really, really ill today with a kidney stone. But I did not want to podfade on you all. So I did a show.
It is that kind of level of service you would expect from Christiaan Huygens and the SATURNcast.
Bean joins me to fill in the gaps of my codeine induced fog.
I was honored to be on two different podcasts this week.
We love the TIGGERcast
Andy Melton in space update.
My kidney stone troubles. . .
Bean discusses her own young romance troubles.
Bean and I discuss how we met in law school.
A phone message from Special Delivery Mark.
Ali G and that jerk, Andy Rooney.
I love you all.
I am in pain.
DEBUT OF NEW SATURNcast THEME SONG
The Bean showers me with gifts.
Do you want a free SATURNcast T-Shirt? email me at saturncast@gmail.com (See logo in these shownotes)
ZillaFag’s Heartwarming Holiday Message
What’s the deal with queercasting?
Read The Gay Expat’s website.
I muse on how Christmas was both wonderful and awful this year (were you surprised?)
A slam on religion.
Uncomfortable and saddened with the in-laws. . .
A StarWars Christmas for the Bean (groan)
NiiceLady gives me fuels for thought about Miss USA and AA.
A shout-out to the PizzaBabe and Bob
Listen to The Freak Network
From the Podsafe Music Network:
“Lay Down for the Lord” by Drunken Prayer
A brief audio sound-tour of shopping, a little history, some philosophy in Midtown Manhattan by your humble host, Christiaan Huygens.
LUKE: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It’s about time we had a little talk. I know I’m a pretty evil fellow… killed people in the war and got drunk… and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much… but even so, You’ve got to admit You ain’t dealt me no cards in a long time.
It’s beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can’t never win out. Inside, outside, all of them… rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in?
Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it’s beginning to get to me.
When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.
[Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray]
LUKE: . On my knees, asking.
[Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms]
LUKE: . Yeah, that’s what I thought. I guess I’m pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case.
[Clicks tongue]
LUKE: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.
[Headlights shine through windows, backs up]
LUKE: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You’re a hard case, too.
Happy Holidays from The Bean and Christiaan Huygens.
From the Podsafe Music Network:
Country Road Christmas by Craig Cardiff
Silent Night by Friction Bailey
(Heartwarming Christmas Opening by Pizzababe)
Listen to Rings of Saturn #18 here.
And make sure to support The Freak Network.
A PizzaBabe Goes Global intro.
I mash and mix up a Nine Inch Nails open-source re-mix of The Hand That Feeds by J666 of the Nine Inch Nails remix website.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the support all have given the Bean and me during her surgery.
The People in Real Life (you know who you are)
And the Cyber-Community:
NiiceLady (my first listener)
And a HUGE SHOUT OUT TO TIGGER of the TIGGER PODCAST
I play an audio message from Tigger.
The Bean credits Tigger’s candle for a successful surgery.
PizzaBabe does heartwarming, family-orientated “mini-podcasts” on Thursdays.
I lament over senior-citizen drives and Baby-Boomers.
Congrats to the Gay Expat for getting his French Visa!
Off the Podsafe Music Network :
Senior Citizen Love Fest by Joshua Grosvent
Laments of the Irish Immigrant by Brareus
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