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SATURNcast — Rings of Saturn #68

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

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Special Thanks to Matthew and Andy.

my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god’s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I’ll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it’s called insincerity

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don’t you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it’s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

all our pain
how did you think we’d get by without you?
you’re so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?

now I belong I’m one of the chosen ones
now I belong I’m one of the beautiful ones

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #67

Monday, December 31st, 2007

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I hate New Years — what is the point?

Bean and my hellish experience with AT&T

Word Press frustrates me.

I love all of you and wish you a wonderful 2008!

Call me: 206-350-0232

Email me: saturncast@gmail.com 

 

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SATURNcast: The Jonestown Massacre

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

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Today I discuss Jim Jones and the People’s Temple.

Jones, who started as a preacher became more and more insane and paranoid — eventually leaving the United States with his followers and starting Jonestown.

Many people living in Jonestown felt trapped and held hostage. When Congressman Leo Ryan flew to Jonestown to investigate he was shot dead.

Jim Jones, in the height of paranoia, convinces hundreds of his followers to kill themselves on Kool-Aid laced with cyanide.

I play the recording of the final 25 minutes where Jim Jones convinces his flock that the time is now to kill themselves.

I think you will be shocked at how little emotion or protest there actually is.

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #61

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

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Today I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast.

Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment.

I talk about the complications of families — you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . .

Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays?

The biggest money whores of all? — the churches.

A shout out to Sin.

I love all of you.

Call me: 206-350-0232

e-mail me: saturncast@gmail.com

Leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com

You are what makes the show work!

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #59

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

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Today I talk about J.D. Salinger, Howard Hughes and how isolating yourself can lead to trouble.

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Leave a comment at saturndiary.com

E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com

Don’t isolate! I would love to hear from you! 

 

 

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Big Slick is out in bookstores now!

Monday, October 8th, 2007

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Author Eric Luper’s new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores.

Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues.

Eric even reads an expert of his book.

The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book.

Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #57

Sunday, October 7th, 2007

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A Public Service Announcement by Rebecca Nay

I am very sick and my voice is shot to hell.  This may be the worst SATURNcast yet.

I discuss how screwed up families are and I update you on how things are going with my family.

I talk about ENDA — the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act — and how it must include the transgender community.

Bean and I are having a boy — am I too caught up in gender stereotypes?

Did I mention I was really sick?

Good news! I bought an expensive video camera!

Bad news! It does not work!

Call me at 206-350-0232

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #56

Friday, September 14th, 2007

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Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast — you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.

I talk about comfort zones.  Are you to afraid to take risks?

Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don’t like Disney, tough)

Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.com 

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #55

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

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I hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know.

Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic

I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong.

Is the term “breeder” for straight people offensive?

I mention AJ and Tigger’s podcasts.

I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig — I believe he is a sex addict.

Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232 

Email me at saturncast at gmail.com

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SATURNcast has a new phone number!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Tragically, my old and trusty SATURNcast voiceline is no more.

(take this time to mourn)

Now that the mourning is over, I have a new voicemail number!

206-350-0232

Let’s welcome this new voicemail number by leaving a comment on it.

If you do, you will be on the SATURNcast.

How cool is that?

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