I hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know.
Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic
I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong.
Is the term “breeder” for straight people offensive?
I mention AJ and Tigger’s podcasts.
I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig — I believe he is a sex addict.
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Today I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble.
I share some of my lies with you.
Was Mother Theresa a liar?
I e-mailed Eve this week.
Some comedy.
Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com
I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.
This is my one year episode of the SATURNcast. Thank you all for making this year a very special one.
Andy Melton greets us.
The world famous Bean joins me on this podcast (but she refuses to speak directly into the microphone)
We make a special announcement. Bean is pregnant!
Pizzababe calls in to congratulate.
Again, thank you all.
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Sir Issac Newton tries to annoy me, but only ends up making a fool of himself.
How are you? I bet no one ever asks you that.
I receive a voice mail from ZillaFag which puts the fight with my parents in context.
I spend the 4th of July, an American holiday, cleaning the grave of one of the United State’s greatest judges, Learned Hand. It is a travesty that people have allowed his grave to become abandoned.
Bean and I are going on vacation this week! We will be in the deep, isolated woods of the Adirondack Mountains. No cells phones, no blackberrys, no internet, no cable tv. Just the Bean and nature.
I worry on vacations. I know it is silly of me, but I do.
I discuss how I ruined my visit to the ruins in Rome.
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I apologize to my family — with no success.
I quit playing World of Warcraft — and I give my reasons why.
Is there such a thing as Internet addiction?
I urge everyone to turn off their computers and read a book.
Forrest misses her flight to Saturn
Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn.
What is happiness? Does it exist?
Memphis, Tennessee.
Support Andy Melton.
An update on the adoption saga — it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life.
We need gun control in the United States and we need it now.
Trent Rezor is GOD.
I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show.
The world famous BEAN joins me at the end of the show.
Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death.
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206-338-2154
Are you there God?
It’s me, Christiaan.
This episode is light and breezy. No depressing stuff. Promise!
I was on the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast this week.
Rebecca Nay releases her Thailand video!
Tigger did a fantastic podcast about Alice and Albert’s morphine addiction.
Listen to the Freak Network
Did Andy Melton die in space?
Tigger finally got to talk to Bean. His dream realized. (Sorry AJ from cuppatea.us)
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur is podcasting! He is also giving lame thank you’s for the wristwatch.
Hexagons on Saturn. You guys FINALLY notice?
Zillafag quits smoking.
Shout-out to Dace. Would it kill Dace to update his blog?
I give kudos to Bob for moving to Wisconsin and following his dream.
Arnold scams Newsweek.
A public service announcement telling you not to die an awful death.
Bye for now!
Guess the song and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!
Can you believe that this is the 30th Rings of Saturn SATURNcast?!!
That jerk, Issac Newton could never podcast for this long.
I want to thank all of you for your incredible support and kind words during the Bean and my attempt to adopt two little girls.
It means a great deal to us.
The Bean updates you all about what happened last Wednesday during our interview.
I promise not to bore you with adoption stories.
I read an infurating article from baby-boomers who claim the younger generation is far more selfish than they are.
POPPYCOCK!
Check out the new never before seen pictures from Saturn.
Listen to The Freak Network
Listen to John Ong’s wonderful Ongline Podcast
Leave me a voice mail at 206-338-2154
or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I have the best fans in the world!
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