Archive for the 'scary' Category
Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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My favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN.
I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006.
WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES — IN 3D SOUND.
Enjoy the theater of the mind!
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Sunday, August 26th, 2007

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Today I discuss the assasination of President Abraham Lincoln and his assassin John Wilkes Booth.
I recommend the book American Brutus by Michael W. Kauffman.
Posted in alcoholism, anger, grief, history, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, wristwatch | 1 Comment »
Friday, August 24th, 2007

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Today I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble.
I share some of my lies with you.
Was Mother Theresa a liar?
I e-mailed Eve this week.
Some comedy.
Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com
I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, alcoholism, anger, ego, greed, grief, hypocricy, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, support, thank you | 2 Comments »
Friday, July 13th, 2007

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How I spent my summer vacation, or, An American Tragedy.

Posted in anger, common courtesy, corporate media, ego, greed, grief, happiness, history, hypocricy, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Friday, June 15th, 2007

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Andrea Meltdown introduces herself.
Sir Issac Newton calls into the SATURNcast to offer a snotty retort.
How do you deal with assholes?
How do you deal with it when someone accuses you of being an asshole.
I have a dim view on humanity.
Send in your paranormal stories.
I talk more about syncronicity.
The famous D-Day crossword puzzle.
The Space Shuttle Atlantis is in trouble.
We need to spend more effort and money on our space programs — or we will have a Red China space.
I love all of you.
Posted in Christiaan Huygens, anger, common courtesy, ego, greed, hate the world, history, scary, shame, soap box, supernatural, thank you | 8 Comments »
Saturday, June 9th, 2007

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JFK — what more do I have to say?
Segregation in Alabama in 1963 and no same-sex civil marriage in 2007. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Remember it was the transgendered community that started the Stonewall Riots, not rich white gay men.
Robert Bork is a hypocrite.
Alright, time to lighten up. . .
I talk about my love of all things paranormal.
I discuss Carl Jung’s theory of synchroncity.
I talk about the Phoenix Lights. Do you believe in UFO’s?
Electronic Voice Phenomenon. Do you believe in ghosts?
Send me your own paranormal stories at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I respectfully disagree with ZillaFag ’s claim that podcasting is dead. On the contrary, I think it this is only just the beginning.
A very random show today indeed. . .
Posted in Christiaan Huygens, cemeteries, history, hype, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, scary, soap box, space, supernatural, thank you, wristwatch | 9 Comments »
Sunday, May 20th, 2007

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Zilla calls in to the SATURNcast
We learn how to pronounce my name the right way.
Bean and I wish Sin the best with her son.
I cry for real.
I discuss the horrific accident Bean and I had with a motorcycle a few years back. I hate motorcycles.
I discuss everyone’s comments about what happiness means to them.
I mention that I had an unethical therapist.
Is my medication working? (thanks Zilla for planting that seed in my head)
The world famous Bean comes on the show to discuss why she is upset that people are using her real name. We debate the issue.
Call me at 206-338-2154
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, anger, grief, happiness, pity party, podcasts, public relations, resentments, saddness, scary, thank you, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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Forrest misses her flight to Saturn
Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn.
What is happiness? Does it exist?
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, grief, happiness, hate the world, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, space, wristwatch | 10 Comments »
Sunday, April 29th, 2007

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Memphis, Tennessee.
Support Andy Melton.
An update on the adoption saga — it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life.
We need gun control in the United States and we need it now.
Trent Rezor is GOD.
I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show.
The world famous BEAN joins me at the end of the show.
Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death.
Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com
Call me at 
206-338-2154

Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, common courtesy, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, support, thank you, wristwatch | 13 Comments »
Saturday, April 21st, 2007

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Are you there God?
It’s me, Christiaan.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, infertility, pity party, podcasts, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, simplistic arguments, support, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »