Archive for the 'soundtour' Category
Sunday, December 16th, 2007

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I hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed.
Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur.
Jonestown episode was designed to make us think.
Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion.
I talk about my thoughts about religion — is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake?
Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees.
Eric Luper chimes in about my voice.
I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art.
I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know.
Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen?
Call me: 206-350-0232
e-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com
Leave a comment at saturndiary.com
Posted in Saturn, The Freak Network, corporate media, greed, grief, heartwarming, history, hypocricy, podcasts, priorities, recovery, shame, soundtour, thank you, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Friday, September 14th, 2007

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Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast — you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.
I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks?
Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don’t like Disney, tough)
Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, common courtesy, history, public relations, scary, soap box, soundtour, starfuckers, support, thank you | 6 Comments »
Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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My favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN.
I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006.
WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES — IN 3D SOUND.
Enjoy the theater of the mind!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, cemeteries, scary, soundtour, supernatural, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Saturday, September 8th, 2007

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I hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know.
Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic
I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong.
Is the term “breeder” for straight people offensive?
I mention AJ and Tigger’s podcasts.
I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig — I believe he is a sex addict.
Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in The Freak Network, ego, grief, hype, hypocricy, pity party, public relations, recovery, resentments, soundtour, support | 6 Comments »
Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Tragically, my old and trusty SATURNcast voiceline is no more.
(take this time to mourn)
Now that the mourning is over, I have a new voicemail number!
206-350-0232
Let’s welcome this new voicemail number by leaving a comment on it.
If you do, you will be on the SATURNcast.
How cool is that?
Posted in Blame Ralph Nader for this mess, Passive-Aggressive, The Freak Network, corporate media, priorities, public relations, soundtour, starfuckers, thank you, wristwatch | No Comments »
Sunday, May 27th, 2007

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This may be my worst podcast ever. I give you a soundtour of Mt. Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY.
We vist the graves of Susan B. Anthony and Fredrick Douglas
I bring my dog Jefferson Kennedy Dog with me.
I do not like this podcast — because I am using binaural microphones with my iriver, the sound levels fluctuate up and down — which would drive any podcaster crazy.
I also give a brief history of Rochester and the suicide of Kodak’s founder, George Eastman.
I would strongly suggest wearing headphones when listening to this.
The sound quality fluctulates a great deal.
I woud not even post this, but my dog Jefferson is with me and I want to post her with me for history’s sake. Enjoy.
(I would suggest wearing headphones)
Posted in cemeteries, ego, greed, grief, healing, historic graves, history, soundtour, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Friday, May 25th, 2007

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Bean sings to me.
Jay from Lonely Ice Floe leaves me a message.
I am still in an angry and cranky mood.
It is the little things in life that I find myself stewing over.
I tell two stories of people that have pissed me off.
What is revenge?
Is revenge worth it?
Does the government and God give us conflicting messages about revenge?
Have you ever seeked vengence?
Posted in BEAN, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, greed, grief, hypocricy, shame, soundtour, starfuckers, thank you, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Saturday, May 5th, 2007

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Today I take you on a soundtour to the grave of Chester Alan Arthur, the 21st President of the United States at the Albany Rural Cemetery.
We visit other dead people as well.
Posted in cemeteries, historic graves, history, soap box, soundtour | 6 Comments »
Sunday, April 8th, 2007

Listern here.
The Saturncast has been far too depressing these days.
So here, despite the protests of Andy Melton, is a fun soundtour of the world-famous Bean on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.
Enjoy!

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Posted in BEAN, podcasts, soundtour | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

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A SATURNcast exclusive! (Like you care)
The world famous Bean just returned from New Orleans. And guess what? She brought the iRiver!
Join her now as she takes you to the Louisiana bayou in search of wild alligators. She even feeds one!
WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES. THIS WAS RECORDED WITH THE BINAURAL MICROPHONES FOR 3D STEREO SOUND
Posted in BEAN, podcasts, soundtour | 1 Comment »