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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #72

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

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A comment from Forrest of the Lonely Ice Floe

Why is it that the grass is greener on the other side?

Never assume anything based on appearances.

Don’t get too hyped up over this political season — the more things change the more they stay the same.

A little bit of Mario.

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SATURNcast — Rings of Saturn #68

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

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Special Thanks to Matthew and Andy.

my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god’s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I’ll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it’s called insincerity

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don’t you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it’s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

all our pain
how did you think we’d get by without you?
you’re so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?
don’t you?

now I belong I’m one of the chosen ones
now I belong I’m one of the beautiful ones

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #64

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

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I honor a request from Peter — no Nine Inch Nails!

I play a telephone comment from Kentie of the Flatus Show

You can not escape Charles Bukowski

The pain when the child has to be the adult.

My problems with Dunkin Donuts — it takes forever to place an order.

What religion, if at all, should I raise my child in? I want your thoughts.

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #62

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

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I feel bad for the Bean — she made a mistake and let the cat out of the bag.

My terrifying encounter with a snake.

Do you ever feel that your goal is beyond reach? That you are wasting your talents?

Meta talk: help me improve my audio sound!

I have a new microphone!

Was Martin Van Buren a cross dresser?

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I would love to hear from you!

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #61

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

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Today I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast.

Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment.

I talk about the complications of families — you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . .

Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays?

The biggest money whores of all? — the churches.

A shout out to Sin.

I love all of you.

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You are what makes the show work!

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #56

Friday, September 14th, 2007

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Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast — you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.

I talk about comfort zones.  Are you to afraid to take risks?

Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don’t like Disney, tough)

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SATURNcast has a new phone number!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Tragically, my old and trusty SATURNcast voiceline is no more.

(take this time to mourn)

Now that the mourning is over, I have a new voicemail number!

206-350-0232

Let’s welcome this new voicemail number by leaving a comment on it.

If you do, you will be on the SATURNcast.

How cool is that?

SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #41

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

powertripping

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More practice on saying my name correctly.

Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.

Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.

My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.

Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.

Trent Reznor is god.

I am an accused library thief.

The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.

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SATURNcast: Rings of Saturn #40

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Revenge

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Bean sings to me.

Jay from Lonely Ice Floe leaves me a message.

I am still in an angry and cranky mood.

It is the little things in life that I find myself stewing over.

I tell two stories of people that have pissed me off.

What is revenge?

Is revenge worth it?

Does the government and God give us conflicting messages about revenge?

Have you ever seeked vengence?

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My Response to TrannyWreck Controversy

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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My response and feelings to the Tranny Wreck controversy.

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