Today I talk about how going home for Thanksgiving depressed me.
The pain of dysfunctional families.
I play a piece from my favorite poet, Charles Bukowski
Bean and I go to the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan, and leave unhappy.
Cemeterycast coming soon!
Why aren’t I hearing from you?
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I love all of you!
Rebecca Nay speaks.
Bean and I go apple picking.
What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you.
Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast.
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My favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN.
I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006.
WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES — IN 3D SOUND.
Enjoy the theater of the mind!
Andrea Meltdown introduces herself.
Sir Issac Newton calls into the SATURNcast to offer a snotty retort.
How do you deal with assholes?
How do you deal with it when someone accuses you of being an asshole.
I have a dim view on humanity.
Send in your paranormal stories.
I talk more about syncronicity.
The famous D-Day crossword puzzle.
The Space Shuttle Atlantis is in trouble.
We need to spend more effort and money on our space programs — or we will have a Red China space.
I love all of you.
JFK — what more do I have to say?
Segregation in Alabama in 1963 and no same-sex civil marriage in 2007. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Remember it was the transgendered community that started the Stonewall Riots, not rich white gay men.
Robert Bork is a hypocrite.
Alright, time to lighten up. . .
I talk about my love of all things paranormal.
I discuss Carl Jung’s theory of synchroncity.
I talk about the Phoenix Lights. Do you believe in UFO’s?
Electronic Voice Phenomenon. Do you believe in ghosts?
Send me your own paranormal stories at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
I respectfully disagree with ZillaFag ’s claim that podcasting is dead. On the contrary, I think it this is only just the beginning.
A very random show today indeed. . .
Post-operative Bean gives a special shout-out and thank you to everyone who wished her well during her operation.
And then it is back to Paris where Christiaan and pre-operative Bean give you a mini-tour of the Palace of Versailles.
. . .then it is off to Cimetiere de Monmarte to find the grave of the Bean’s favorite artist, Edgar Degas.
Funny postscript — At the time we thought we never found Degas grave. We actually did without knowing it. We laughed as we walked by a crypt that read “Famille de Gas.” We laughed because we thought it said “Family of Gas”
It said “Degas”
So we missed out of taking in Degas’s grave for a fart joke. . .
Starring (in order of appearance)
Mr. Christiaan Huygens — As himself
The Bean — As herself
Ms. NiiceLady — As the e-mailer
Ms. McKinley Roosevelt Cat — As the silent radio producer
Mr. Matthew Blender — As the writer
Ms. Cheryl Merkowski — As the fired employee
Ms. Rebecca Nay — As the reporter
Mr. Andrew Melton — as the computer expert
Mr. Orson Welles — as himself
Ambient Sound (SIM043 — Devolium — Tuesday) copyrighted by Serge Audenaert, Samples in Motion Website
This podcast dedicated to Mr. Orson Welles, who proved broadcasting did not have to be done inside a box.
And all those independent podcasters who are thinking outside the box everyday.
I start off today’s show by playing a portion of a September 5, 1950 radio broadcast of Batman’s Mystery Club.
I give a BIG THANK YOU to Rebecca Nay of Tranny Wreck Radio Podcast
I give birthday greetings to the Pizzababe and the Pizzababe podcast.
I love these two shows and they have been very supportive of the SATURNcast. I strongly urge you to subscribe to The Freak Network .
The Freak Network is one stop shopping for Pizza Babe, Tranny Wreck and many other great podcasts.
Send in your scary MP3’s and e-mails to me at saturncast@gmail.com
Or call my voice mail at 206-338-2154
I share with you the Bean and my infertility woes. I discuss how I hate giving sperm samples, share my history of doing it, and how I just gave one at NYU Medical Center.
The Bean and I encounter a very rude, asshole-ish woman on the train ride home. How do you handle rude people? It drives me crazy.
I share the very deep pain, a pain I have been holding for over 300 years. Sir Issac Newton, the publicty whore that he was, outshowed me at a science convention he and I attended in 1725.
Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails is God.
I love my wife the Bean very much. She is my rock! Happy Birthday Jelly Bean!
From the Podsafe Music Network
Silence by Pscychotronic
Train Girl by Greg Tannen
That is right folks. Only one week before I do the SATURNcast HALLOcast podcast. Have you sent me your scary,spooky, freeky mojo yet?
You haven’t?
Well instead of sitting there in shame, do something about it!
Send me your freeky mojo. I don’t care what it is. It can be a ghost story, something supernatural, a ufo story, an odd coincidence, etc etc.
No story is too small — or too terrifying!
There are many ways you can reach out to me:
Send me your MP3’s to saturncast@gmail.com
Call my voice mail at (206) 338-2154
Or send me an old-fashioned e-mail to saturncast@gmail.com
C’mon, it will be fun.
First off, I want to apologize for the lack of posts recently on the SATURNdiary. I have been traveling quite a bit lately, and thus, the lack of posts. This will change. I am sorry.
I start this show by playing a bit of WWII German Propaganda by Robert Best.
I am very sick today.
I was in Manhattan this week and bought a professional microphone and stand for the podcast. My room on Saturn looks like a radio studio now!
I play a clip of the famous Bean, nagging at me about my new microphone set-up.
While I was in Manhattan, I stayed at the Hotel Pennsylvania. It cost me $275 for the night. IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING HOTEL I HAVE EVER BEEN IN. IT HAD BLACK AND GREEN MOLD GROWING ALL OVER THE ROOM. DISGUSTING. They made me sign a wavier before I checked in which said they would charge me if I checked-out of the hotel early. That should have been my sign that things were fishy.
Here is a news article I discovered about how disgusting the Hotel Pennsylvania is.
Glenn Miller immortilized the Hotel Pennsylvania with his hit song “Pennsylvania 6-5000″
Regular listeners to the show know I love Richard Bluestein’s Yeast Radio. I am, however, always amazed that he plugs the corporate news show “Meet the Press.” I was saddened to discover that Meet the Press is a member of Podshow, the same organization that Yeast Radio belongs to. This is not the end of the world, but I wish it was disclosed on Yeast Radio. (Nor do I in anyway wish to imply that I believe Richard Bluestein is profiting off Meet the Press! We could only dream that he was!)
But I am a hypocrite. I would be a member of Podshow or Meet the Press in a New York Minute.
I am weird. Things are going very well for me. It makes me very nervous. I feel a sense of unease. Is the other shoe about to drop? I am addicted to stress.
I share with you the pain that this Wednesday I have to give a sperm sample to my doctor. Bean and I are trying to have children and it isn’t going so well. This has to be the tenth sperm sample I have given to fertility doctors over the past few years. It is a degrading and humliating experience. It feels illegal and dirty.
Why do people who treat children like crap seem to be able to conceive children with no problem. It is God’s cosmic joke.
A special guest star, Mickey Mouse.
I am not so angry today, but I am sick.
PLEASE CALL ME AND LEAVE ME A VOICEMAIL (206-338-2154) What’s up with you not calling?
I plug the PIZZABABE podcast. Fantastic show! And support their new project, The Freak Network.
I find rookie pilots who crash into buildings are selfish. What a waste of life.
I love all of you.
Songs today from the Podsafe Music Network:
Stress by Jim’s Big Ego.
I Know This by Rachel Kann 
** Don’t forget to send in your scary, supernatural mojo via MP3’s, voicemail (206) 338-2154, or e-mails at saturncast@gmail.com for the SATURNcast HALLOcast**
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