Archive for the 'support' Category
Monday, October 8th, 2007

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Author Eric Luper’s new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores.
Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues.
Eric even reads an expert of his book.
The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book.
Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.
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Sunday, October 7th, 2007

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A Public Service Announcement by Rebecca Nay
I am very sick and my voice is shot to hell. This may be the worst SATURNcast yet.
I discuss how screwed up families are and I update you on how things are going with my family.
I talk about ENDA — the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act — and how it must include the transgender community.
Bean and I are having a boy — am I too caught up in gender stereotypes?
Did I mention I was really sick?
Good news! I bought an expensive video camera!
Bad news! It does not work!
Call me at 206-350-0232
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, anger, greed, grief, happiness, hypocricy, priorities, public relations, resentments, saddness, shame, simplistic arguments, soap box, support, thank you, wristwatch | No Comments »
Friday, September 14th, 2007

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Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast — you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.
I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks?
Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don’t like Disney, tough)
Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, common courtesy, history, public relations, scary, soap box, soundtour, starfuckers, support, thank you | 6 Comments »
Saturday, September 8th, 2007

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I hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know.
Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic
I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong.
Is the term “breeder” for straight people offensive?
I mention AJ and Tigger’s podcasts.
I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig — I believe he is a sex addict.
Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in The Freak Network, ego, grief, hype, hypocricy, pity party, public relations, recovery, resentments, soundtour, support | 6 Comments »
Friday, August 24th, 2007

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Today I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble.
I share some of my lies with you.
Was Mother Theresa a liar?
I e-mailed Eve this week.
Some comedy.
Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com
I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, alcoholism, anger, ego, greed, grief, hypocricy, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, support, thank you | 2 Comments »
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

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More practice on saying my name correctly.
Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.
My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.
Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.
Trent Reznor is god.
I am an accused library thief.
The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.
Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, hate the world, history, pity party, positive mo-jo, resentments, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 4 Comments »
Friday, May 11th, 2007

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The SATURNcast studio is back in its old digs.
My sincere condolances to Zilla for the loss of his dog.
Dick Cavett reads a poem.
It is thundering outside. I love thunderstorms.
Listen to my new show I am doing with Jen from Pizzababe.
It is called the Unsanecast. Our first guest will be Forrest from Lonely Ice Floe podcast.
Darth Vader and the power of redemption.
Do you believe in redemption?
I do not know.
Folsom Prison.
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, anger, cemeteries, clergy sex abuse scandal, corporate media, greed, grief, hate the world, historic graves, history, hype, hypocricy, infertility, priorities, resentments, saddness, soap box, support, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Sunday, April 29th, 2007

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Memphis, Tennessee.
Support Andy Melton.
An update on the adoption saga — it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life.
We need gun control in the United States and we need it now.
Trent Rezor is GOD.
I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show.
The world famous BEAN joins me at the end of the show.
Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death.
Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com
Call me at 
206-338-2154

Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, common courtesy, ego, greed, grief, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, hypocricy, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, support, thank you, wristwatch | 13 Comments »
Saturday, April 21st, 2007

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Are you there God?
It’s me, Christiaan.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, greed, grief, hate the world, hype, infertility, pity party, podcasts, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, simplistic arguments, support, thank you, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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This episode is light and breezy. No depressing stuff. Promise!
I was on the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast this week.
Rebecca Nay releases her Thailand video!
Tigger did a fantastic podcast about Alice and Albert’s morphine addiction.
Listen to the Freak Network
Did Andy Melton die in space?
Tigger finally got to talk to Bean. His dream realized. (Sorry AJ from cuppatea.us)
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur is podcasting! He is also giving lame thank you’s for the wristwatch.
Hexagons on Saturn. You guys FINALLY notice?
Zillafag quits smoking.
Shout-out to Dace. Would it kill Dace to update his blog?
I give kudos to Bob for moving to Wisconsin and following his dream.
Arnold scams Newsweek.
A public service announcement telling you not to die an awful death.
Bye for now!
Guess the song and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Saturn, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, happiness, healing, heartwarming, history, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, space, support, thank you, wristwatch | 8 Comments »