Archive for the 'The Freak Network' Category
Saturday, October 27th, 2007
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Enjoy this classic Saturn presentation.
Starring (in order of appearance)
Mr. Christiaan Huygens — As himself
The Bean — As herself
Ms. NiiceLady — As the e-mailer
Ms. McKinley Roosevelt Cat — As the silent radio producer
Mr. Matthew Blender — As the writer
Ms. Cheryl Merkowski — As the fired employee
Ms. Rebecca Nay — As the reporter
Mr. Andrew Melton — as the computer expert
Mr. Orson Welles — as himself
Ambient Sound (SIM043 — Devolium — Tuesday) copyrighted by Serge Audenaert, Samples in Motion Website)
This podcast dedicated to Mr. Orson Welles, who proved broadcasting did not have to be done inside a box.
And all those independent podcasters who are thinking outside the box everyday.
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, cemeteries, historic graves, history, scary, thank you, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
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Rebecca Nay speaks.
Bean and I go apple picking.
What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you.
Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast.
E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
or call 206-350-0232
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, Passive-Aggressive, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, alcoholism, anger, cemeteries, ego, greed, grief, happiness, hate the world, healing, heartwarming, historic graves, hype, hypocricy, pity party, podcasts, positive mo-jo, priorities, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, supernatural, support, thank you, wristwatch | 3 Comments »
Friday, September 14th, 2007
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Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast — you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.
I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks?
Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don’t like Disney, tough)
Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in AM radio, BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Passive-Aggressive, Saturn, The Freak Network, common courtesy, history, public relations, scary, soap box, soundtour, starfuckers, support, thank you | 6 Comments »
Sunday, September 9th, 2007
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My favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN.
I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006.
WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES — IN 3D SOUND.
Enjoy the theater of the mind!
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, The Freak Network, cemeteries, scary, soundtour, supernatural, wristwatch | 4 Comments »
Saturday, September 8th, 2007
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I hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know.
Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic
I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong.
Is the term “breeder” for straight people offensive?
I mention AJ and Tigger’s podcasts.
I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig — I believe he is a sex addict.
Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232
Email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in The Freak Network, ego, grief, hype, hypocricy, pity party, public relations, recovery, resentments, soundtour, support | 6 Comments »
Thursday, August 30th, 2007
Tragically, my old and trusty SATURNcast voiceline is no more.
(take this time to mourn)
Now that the mourning is over, I have a new voicemail number!
206-350-0232
Let’s welcome this new voicemail number by leaving a comment on it.
If you do, you will be on the SATURNcast.
How cool is that?
Posted in Blame Ralph Nader for this mess, Passive-Aggressive, The Freak Network, corporate media, priorities, public relations, soundtour, starfuckers, thank you, wristwatch | No Comments »
Friday, August 24th, 2007
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Today I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble.
I share some of my lies with you.
Was Mother Theresa a liar?
I e-mailed Eve this week.
Some comedy.
Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com
I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, alcoholism, anger, ego, greed, grief, hypocricy, recovery, resentments, saddness, scary, shame, soap box, support, thank you | 2 Comments »
Friday, August 17th, 2007
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This is my one year episode of the SATURNcast. Thank you all for making this year a very special one.
Andy Melton greets us.
The world famous Bean joins me on this podcast (but she refuses to speak directly into the microphone)
We make a special announcement. Bean is pregnant!
Pizzababe calls in to congratulate.
Again, thank you all.
Call me at 206-338-2154 or e-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, The Freak Network, happiness, healing, heartwarming, ovarian cancer, positive mo-jo, recovery, thank you, wristwatch | 11 Comments »
Friday, June 29th, 2007
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I apologize to my family — with no success.
I quit playing World of Warcraft — and I give my reasons why.
Is there such a thing as Internet addiction?
I urge everyone to turn off their computers and read a book.
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Pod Safe Music Network, The Freak Network, anger, greed, grief, podcasts, priorities, recovery, shame, soap box, wristwatch | 2 Comments »
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
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More practice on saying my name correctly.
Zilla’s tale of sweet revenge.
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me.
My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers.
Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way — large or small.
Trent Reznor is god.
I am an accused library thief.
The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger.
Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com
Posted in BEAN, Christiaan Huygens, Nine Inch Nails, The Freak Network, Trent Reznor, anger, ego, hate the world, history, pity party, positive mo-jo, resentments, soap box, starfuckers, support, thank you | 4 Comments »
